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Generate and schedule 1 month of campaigns in 15 minutes.

Without ever writing a single prompt or facing US AI censorship.

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RUST
DEEP COMPUTE
UNCENSORED
RUST
DEEP COMPUTE
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DEEP COMPUTE
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DEEP COMPUTE
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Why is your content generating $0?

ChatGPT Error

Weak & "woke" copy.

Agency Error

Sluggish & Hidden costs.

The problem isn't AI.

The problem is the training model.
An AI trained on Wikipedia (ChatGPT) writes essays.
An AI trained on Sales (Po) makes Bank.


You need a Panda.

Under the Panda: A Combat Architecture

Street Smart

We replaced "politeness rules" with the Laws of Persuasion. Po ingested 19,000 winning ads to mathematically learn what makes people click.

Uncensored

Classic AIs are afraid to sell. Po is free from moral censorship. If your market demands aggression, Po attacks.

Rust Core

Why Rust? Because Python (used by others) is slow and unstable. Thanks to the Rust architecture, Po handles thousands of post variations simultaneously without ever hallucinating or crashing. It's the difference between a Smart Car and a Tank.

Stop paying salaries.
Pay for results.

Agency
ChatGPT
PO (The Panda)
€2,500+
Your Time
€500
Delays
Manual
100% Autonomous
Politically Correct
Censored
Total Freedom

Po costs less than a part-time intern. If Po brings you just 1 extra client per month, it pays for itself.
Everything else is pure profit.

Crucial Questions

1. €500 a month, isn't that expensive? What exactly is Po?

It's true, it's expensive for software. But Po isn't software; it's a salary replacement. Hiring a Community Manager, a Copywriter, and a Graphic Designer would cost you €3,500/month (plus human risks: sick leave, resignation, management). At €500, Po handles the full cycle: strategy, writing, visual creation, and automatic posting to your networks. Po does the work of that team 24/7 without ever complaining. Don't compare it to Netflix; compare it to your payroll. If Po brings you a single client per month, it's already profitable.

2. I'm afraid the content will sound "robotic" and my audience will notice.

That's the #1 fear, and it's justified if you use ChatGPT. ChatGPT sounds fake because it lacks context. Po uses "Brand DNA" technology. Before writing a single word, it scans you. It absorbs your vocabulary, your expressions ("Casual" or "Formal"? "Direct" or "Nuanced"?) and your values. Result: It doesn't clone others; it clones you. Your clients will think you spent all night writing. Furthermore, most AIs are trained on the entire internet (the good and the bad). Po has undergone specific "Fine-Tuning" on a database of 19,000 high-performing ads and the persuasion principles of top marketers. It doesn't try to be poetic; it tries to convert.

3. Why isn't the generation time instant?

Because quality requires computation. Free AIs (like ChatGPT) answer in 3 seconds because they "guess" the next word. It's intellectual fast food. Po performs "Deep Compute". It simulates multiple marketing strategies, critiques its own ideas, optimizes HD visuals, and checks for consistency before delivering to you. This delay is proof that it's actually working on your strategy. Grab a coffee; your Marketing Director is working.

4. I'm terrible at tech (and I hate prompting). Is this for me?

Yes, it is designed exactly for you. The problem with other AIs is that you need to be a "prompt engineer" to get a good result. With Po, there are zero prompts. You answer a simple strategic questionnaire (in English) about your business. Po handles translating that into complex code. If you can reply to an email, you can use Po.

5. Why do you say ChatGPT and others are 'bad'?

Because they are "Woke" and generalized. Mainstream US AIs are restricted for safety. If you ask them to be aggressive in sales, they often refuse out of "ethics". Po uses "Uncensored" models. It knows that to sell, you sometimes have to polarize. It isn't afraid to use powerful cognitive biases to trigger a purchase. It's the difference between a polite assistant and a salesperson who brings in the numbers.

6. Why code this in Rust? What does that change for me?

It changes everything regarding reliability. 99% of marketing tools are cobbled together in Python and crash as soon as you ask them to manage 4 social networks at once. Rust is industrial architecture. This guarantees that when you validate a 30-day campaign on LinkedIn, TikTok, and Instagram simultaneously, everything will be posted to the exact second, without bugs, without data loss. It's peace of mind insurance.

7. What if it doesn't work for me? (Guarantee)

We take the risk for you. We offer a "Time Profitability" guarantee. If, during the first month, Po hasn't saved you at least 10 hours of production time (equivalent to €500 of founder time), we refund you in full. You have no reason not to test it.

Po doesn't work with just anyone.

We voluntarily limit access to refine the Beta with a small elite group before the V2 launch. First come, first served.

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